Exit Wound Strategy
Brilliance!
How much can I get for this bowl of plasma here?...what?...No, no, its only been sitting out for three days.
Sir?...SIR!.....This is not plasma but a bowl of congealed mayonnaise. I am going to have to ask you to please remove this from our offices. I am afraid it will contaminate everything. Sir!......You forgot your boots.
I once made a rubber tire display completely out of rubber tires.
And then, of course, I sold it to a woman passing by, whom I had convinced it was a rare piece of pop-art that my dad had commissioned in the sixties. Then, I bought an ice cream cone. And it was delicious.
Rabbits always make me think of Peter. The cleverly named wild rabbit that lived in our bushes for seven years before either moving on with his life or becoming dead.
Rabbit fur, however, only makes me think of maggots.
Catholic schools, are not only expensive, but also have a penchant for hiring at least one teacher who insists that everyone take them very serious, while simultaneously wearing zubas. Praise Jesus.
03 January 2008
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